Decided to do one after seeing it in ~Nevesmose's journal.

1)WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
My mum doesn't have a middle name, so Richard. Yeah, that works...

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's mom, father's dad)
Hazel Ronald.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Halri.

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Ridgeback. Grr.

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Arthur Bournemouth. Would sound so much cooler if it was Arthur Bourne.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Red Shandy.

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Riet. Oh noes! Call the riot police!

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Mint Smartie. "Yo messin' wid tha wrong Smartie, smartypants..."

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Hmm... I'll use my mum's hamster's name. Scruff Post Mill. Yeah, that doesn't really work.

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Dunno DoubleDecker.

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Bobby Hawthorne. That's actually pretty cool.

Until next time.